You Know You're Addicted to Internet When...

Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. You turn your computer off and get this awful epmty feeling, like you just pulled the plug of your loved one. You turn up the volume read loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. You don't know what sex your three of your closeset friends are, because they have nuetral screennames and you never bothered to ask. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back. Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed" You start tilting your head sideways to smile. Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime. You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours. You have "Googled" all your friends to try to find out anything interesteing that they are not telling you and you can use against them later. You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away. You run four chat programs all at once... Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM and MSN You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to the internet.

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